diff --git a/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/tips.ts b/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/tips.ts
index 7322718d06..7d11c0826e 100644
--- a/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/tips.ts
+++ b/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/tips.ts
@@ -6,159 +6,159 @@
 
 export const INFORMATIVE_TIPS = [
   //Settings tips start here
-  'Set your preferred editor for opening files (/settings)...',
-  'Toggle Vim mode for a modal editing experience (/settings)...',
-  'Disable automatic updates if you prefer manual control (/settings)...',
-  'Turn off nagging update notifications (settings.json)...',
-  'Enable checkpointing to recover your session after a crash (settings.json)...',
-  'Change CLI output format to JSON for scripting (/settings)...',
-  'Personalize your CLI with a new color theme (/settings)...',
-  'Create and use your own custom themes (settings.json)...',
-  'Hide window title for a more minimal UI (/settings)...',
-  "Don't like these tips? You can hide them (/settings)...",
-  'Hide the startup banner for a cleaner launch (/settings)...',
-  'Hide the context summary above the input (/settings)...',
-  'Reclaim vertical space by hiding the footer (/settings)...',
-  'Hide individual footer elements like CWD or sandbox status (/settings)...',
-  'Hide the context window percentage in the footer (/settings)...',
-  'Show memory usage for performance monitoring (/settings)...',
-  'Show line numbers in the chat for easier reference (/settings)...',
-  'Show citations to see where the model gets information (/settings)...',
-  'Disable loading phrases for a quieter experience (/settings)...',
-  'Add custom witty phrases to the loading screen (settings.json)...',
-  'Use alternate screen buffer to preserve shell history (/settings)...',
-  'Choose a specific Gemini model for conversations (/settings)...',
-  'Limit the number of turns in your session history (/settings)...',
-  'Automatically summarize large tool outputs to save tokens (settings.json)...',
-  'Control when chat history gets compressed based on token usage (settings.json)...',
-  'Define custom context file names, like CONTEXT.md (settings.json)...',
-  'Set max directories to scan for context files (/settings)...',
-  'Expand your workspace with additional directories (/directory)...',
-  'Control how /memory refresh loads context files (/settings)...',
-  'Toggle respect for .gitignore files in context (/settings)...',
-  'Toggle respect for .geminiignore files in context (/settings)...',
-  'Enable recursive file search for @-file completions (/settings)...',
-  'Disable fuzzy search when searching for files (/settings)...',
-  'Run tools in a secure sandbox environment (settings.json)...',
-  'Use an interactive terminal for shell commands (/settings)...',
-  'Show color in shell command output (/settings)...',
-  'Automatically accept safe read-only tool calls (/settings)...',
-  'Restrict available built-in tools (settings.json)...',
-  'Exclude specific tools from being used (settings.json)...',
-  'Bypass confirmation for trusted tools (settings.json)...',
-  'Use a custom command for tool discovery (settings.json)...',
-  'Define a custom command for calling discovered tools (settings.json)...',
-  'Define and manage connections to MCP servers (settings.json)...',
-  'Enable folder trust to enhance security (/settings)...',
-  'Disable YOLO mode to enforce confirmations (settings.json)...',
-  'Block Git extensions for enhanced security (settings.json)...',
-  'Change your authentication method (/settings)...',
-  'Enforce auth type for enterprise use (settings.json)...',
-  'Let Node.js auto-configure memory (settings.json)...',
-  'Retry on fetch failed errors automatically (settings.json)...',
-  'Customize the DNS resolution order (settings.json)...',
-  'Exclude env vars from the context (settings.json)...',
-  'Configure a custom command for filing bug reports (settings.json)...',
-  'Enable or disable telemetry collection (/settings)...',
-  'Send telemetry data to a local file or GCP (settings.json)...',
-  'Configure the OTLP endpoint for telemetry (settings.json)...',
-  'Choose whether to log prompt content (settings.json)...',
-  'Enable AI-powered prompt completion while typing (/settings)...',
-  'Enable debug logging of keystrokes to the console (/settings)...',
-  'Enable automatic session cleanup of old conversations (/settings)...',
-  'Show Gemini CLI status in the terminal window title (/settings)...',
-  'Use the entire width of the terminal for output (/settings)...',
-  'Enable screen reader mode for better accessibility (/settings)...',
-  'Skip the next speaker check for faster responses (/settings)...',
-  'Use ripgrep for faster file content search (/settings)...',
-  'Enable truncation of large tool outputs to save tokens (/settings)...',
-  'Set the character threshold for truncating tool outputs (/settings)...',
-  'Set the number of lines to keep when truncating outputs (/settings)...',
-  'Enable policy-based tool confirmation via message bus (/settings)...',
-  'Enable write_todos_list tool to generate task lists (/settings)...',
-  'Enable model routing based on complexity (/settings)...',
-  'Enable experimental subagents for task delegation (/settings)...',
-  'Enable extension management features (settings.json)...',
-  'Enable extension reloading within the CLI session (settings.json)...',
+  'Set your preferred editor for opening files (/settings)…',
+  'Toggle Vim mode for a modal editing experience (/settings)…',
+  'Disable automatic updates if you prefer manual control (/settings)…',
+  'Turn off nagging update notifications (settings.json)…',
+  'Enable checkpointing to recover your session after a crash (settings.json)…',
+  'Change CLI output format to JSON for scripting (/settings)…',
+  'Personalize your CLI with a new color theme (/settings)…',
+  'Create and use your own custom themes (settings.json)…',
+  'Hide window title for a more minimal UI (/settings)…',
+  "Don't like these tips? You can hide them (/settings)…",
+  'Hide the startup banner for a cleaner launch (/settings)…',
+  'Hide the context summary above the input (/settings)…',
+  'Reclaim vertical space by hiding the footer (/settings)…',
+  'Hide individual footer elements like CWD or sandbox status (/settings)…',
+  'Hide the context window percentage in the footer (/settings)…',
+  'Show memory usage for performance monitoring (/settings)…',
+  'Show line numbers in the chat for easier reference (/settings)…',
+  'Show citations to see where the model gets information (/settings)…',
+  'Disable loading phrases for a quieter experience (/settings)…',
+  'Add custom witty phrases to the loading screen (settings.json)…',
+  'Use alternate screen buffer to preserve shell history (/settings)…',
+  'Choose a specific Gemini model for conversations (/settings)…',
+  'Limit the number of turns in your session history (/settings)…',
+  'Automatically summarize large tool outputs to save tokens (settings.json)…',
+  'Control when chat history gets compressed based on token usage (settings.json)…',
+  'Define custom context file names, like CONTEXT.md (settings.json)…',
+  'Set max directories to scan for context files (/settings)…',
+  'Expand your workspace with additional directories (/directory)…',
+  'Control how /memory refresh loads context files (/settings)…',
+  'Toggle respect for .gitignore files in context (/settings)…',
+  'Toggle respect for .geminiignore files in context (/settings)…',
+  'Enable recursive file search for @-file completions (/settings)…',
+  'Disable fuzzy search when searching for files (/settings)…',
+  'Run tools in a secure sandbox environment (settings.json)…',
+  'Use an interactive terminal for shell commands (/settings)…',
+  'Show color in shell command output (/settings)…',
+  'Automatically accept safe read-only tool calls (/settings)…',
+  'Restrict available built-in tools (settings.json)…',
+  'Exclude specific tools from being used (settings.json)…',
+  'Bypass confirmation for trusted tools (settings.json)…',
+  'Use a custom command for tool discovery (settings.json)…',
+  'Define a custom command for calling discovered tools (settings.json)…',
+  'Define and manage connections to MCP servers (settings.json)…',
+  'Enable folder trust to enhance security (/settings)…',
+  'Disable YOLO mode to enforce confirmations (settings.json)…',
+  'Block Git extensions for enhanced security (settings.json)…',
+  'Change your authentication method (/settings)…',
+  'Enforce auth type for enterprise use (settings.json)…',
+  'Let Node.js auto-configure memory (settings.json)…',
+  'Retry on fetch failed errors automatically (settings.json)…',
+  'Customize the DNS resolution order (settings.json)…',
+  'Exclude env vars from the context (settings.json)…',
+  'Configure a custom command for filing bug reports (settings.json)…',
+  'Enable or disable telemetry collection (/settings)…',
+  'Send telemetry data to a local file or GCP (settings.json)…',
+  'Configure the OTLP endpoint for telemetry (settings.json)…',
+  'Choose whether to log prompt content (settings.json)…',
+  'Enable AI-powered prompt completion while typing (/settings)…',
+  'Enable debug logging of keystrokes to the console (/settings)…',
+  'Enable automatic session cleanup of old conversations (/settings)…',
+  'Show Gemini CLI status in the terminal window title (/settings)…',
+  'Use the entire width of the terminal for output (/settings)…',
+  'Enable screen reader mode for better accessibility (/settings)…',
+  'Skip the next speaker check for faster responses (/settings)…',
+  'Use ripgrep for faster file content search (/settings)…',
+  'Enable truncation of large tool outputs to save tokens (/settings)…',
+  'Set the character threshold for truncating tool outputs (/settings)…',
+  'Set the number of lines to keep when truncating outputs (/settings)…',
+  'Enable policy-based tool confirmation via message bus (/settings)…',
+  'Enable write_todos_list tool to generate task lists (/settings)…',
+  'Enable model routing based on complexity (/settings)…',
+  'Enable experimental subagents for task delegation (/settings)…',
+  'Enable extension management features (settings.json)…',
+  'Enable extension reloading within the CLI session (settings.json)…',
   //Settings tips end here
   // Keyboard shortcut tips start here
-  'Close dialogs and suggestions with Esc...',
-  'Cancel a request with Ctrl+C, or press twice to exit...',
-  'Exit the app with Ctrl+D on an empty line...',
-  'Clear your screen at any time with Ctrl+L...',
-  'Toggle the debug console display with F12...',
-  'Toggle the todo list display with Ctrl+T...',
-  'See full, untruncated responses with Ctrl+S...',
-  'Toggle auto-approval (YOLO mode) for all tools with Ctrl+Y...',
-  'Toggle auto-accepting edits approval mode with Shift+Tab...',
-  'Toggle Markdown rendering (raw markdown mode) with Option+M...',
-  'Toggle shell mode by typing ! in an empty prompt...',
-  'Insert a newline with a backslash (\\) followed by Enter...',
-  'Navigate your prompt history with the Up and Down arrows...',
-  'You can also use Ctrl+P (up) and Ctrl+N (down) for history...',
-  'Search through command history with Ctrl+R...',
-  'Accept an autocomplete suggestion with Tab or Enter...',
-  'Move to the start of the line with Ctrl+A or Home...',
-  'Move to the end of the line with Ctrl+E or End...',
-  'Move one character left or right with Ctrl+B/F or the arrow keys...',
-  'Move one word left or right with Ctrl+Left/Right Arrow...',
-  'Delete the character to the left with Ctrl+H or Backspace...',
-  'Delete the character to the right with Ctrl+D or Delete...',
-  'Delete the word to the left of the cursor with Ctrl+W...',
-  'Delete the word to the right of the cursor with Ctrl+Delete...',
-  'Delete from the cursor to the start of the line with Ctrl+U...',
-  'Delete from the cursor to the end of the line with Ctrl+K...',
-  'Clear the entire input prompt with a double-press of Esc...',
-  'Paste from your clipboard with Ctrl+V...',
-  'Undo text edits in the input with Ctrl+Z...',
-  'Redo undone text edits with Ctrl+Shift+Z...',
-  'Open the current prompt in an external editor with Ctrl+X...',
-  'In menus, move up/down with k/j or the arrow keys...',
-  'In menus, select an item by typing its number...',
-  "If you're using an IDE, see the context with Ctrl+G...",
+  'Close dialogs and suggestions with Esc…',
+  'Cancel a request with Ctrl+C, or press twice to exit…',
+  'Exit the app with Ctrl+D on an empty line…',
+  'Clear your screen at any time with Ctrl+L…',
+  'Toggle the debug console display with F12…',
+  'Toggle the todo list display with Ctrl+T…',
+  'See full, untruncated responses with Ctrl+S…',
+  'Toggle auto-approval (YOLO mode) for all tools with Ctrl+Y…',
+  'Toggle auto-accepting edits approval mode with Shift+Tab…',
+  'Toggle Markdown rendering (raw markdown mode) with Option+M…',
+  'Toggle shell mode by typing ! in an empty prompt…',
+  'Insert a newline with a backslash (\\) followed by Enter…',
+  'Navigate your prompt history with the Up and Down arrows…',
+  'You can also use Ctrl+P (up) and Ctrl+N (down) for history…',
+  'Search through command history with Ctrl+R…',
+  'Accept an autocomplete suggestion with Tab or Enter…',
+  'Move to the start of the line with Ctrl+A or Home…',
+  'Move to the end of the line with Ctrl+E or End…',
+  'Move one character left or right with Ctrl+B/F or the arrow keys…',
+  'Move one word left or right with Ctrl+Left/Right Arrow…',
+  'Delete the character to the left with Ctrl+H or Backspace…',
+  'Delete the character to the right with Ctrl+D or Delete…',
+  'Delete the word to the left of the cursor with Ctrl+W…',
+  'Delete the word to the right of the cursor with Ctrl+Delete…',
+  'Delete from the cursor to the start of the line with Ctrl+U…',
+  'Delete from the cursor to the end of the line with Ctrl+K…',
+  'Clear the entire input prompt with a double-press of Esc…',
+  'Paste from your clipboard with Ctrl+V…',
+  'Undo text edits in the input with Ctrl+Z…',
+  'Redo undone text edits with Ctrl+Shift+Z…',
+  'Open the current prompt in an external editor with Ctrl+X…',
+  'In menus, move up/down with k/j or the arrow keys…',
+  'In menus, select an item by typing its number…',
+  "If you're using an IDE, see the context with Ctrl+G…",
   // Keyboard shortcut tips end here
   // Command tips start here
-  'Show version info with /about...',
-  'Change your authentication method with /auth...',
-  'File a bug report directly with /bug...',
-  'List your saved chat checkpoints with /chat list...',
-  'Save your current conversation with /chat save <tag>...',
-  'Resume a saved conversation with /chat resume <tag>...',
-  'Delete a conversation checkpoint with /chat delete <tag>...',
-  'Share your conversation to a file with /chat share <file>...',
-  'Clear the screen and history with /clear...',
-  'Save tokens by summarizing the context with /compress...',
-  'Copy the last response to your clipboard with /copy...',
-  'Open the full documentation in your browser with /docs...',
-  'Add directories to your workspace with /directory add <path>...',
-  'Show all directories in your workspace with /directory show...',
-  'Use /dir as a shortcut for /directory...',
-  'Set your preferred external editor with /editor...',
-  'List all active extensions with /extensions list...',
-  'Update all or specific extensions with /extensions update...',
-  'Get help on commands with /help...',
-  'Manage IDE integration with /ide...',
-  'Create a project-specific GEMINI.md file with /init...',
-  'List configured MCP servers and tools with /mcp list...',
-  'Authenticate with an OAuth-enabled MCP server with /mcp auth...',
-  'Restart MCP servers with /mcp refresh...',
-  'See the current instructional context with /memory show...',
-  'Add content to the instructional memory with /memory add...',
-  'Reload instructional context from GEMINI.md files with /memory refresh...',
-  'List the paths of the GEMINI.md files in use with /memory list...',
-  'Choose your Gemini model with /model...',
-  'Display the privacy notice with /privacy...',
-  'Restore project files to a previous state with /restore...',
-  'Exit the CLI with /quit or /exit...',
-  'Check model-specific usage stats with /stats model...',
-  'Check tool-specific usage stats with /stats tools...',
-  "Change the CLI's color theme with /theme...",
-  'List all available tools with /tools...',
-  'View and edit settings with the /settings editor...',
-  'Toggle Vim keybindings on and off with /vim...',
-  'Set up GitHub Actions with /setup-github...',
-  'Configure terminal keybindings for multiline input with /terminal-setup...',
-  'Find relevant documentation with /find-docs...',
-  'Execute any shell command with !<command>...',
+  'Show version info with /about…',
+  'Change your authentication method with /auth…',
+  'File a bug report directly with /bug…',
+  'List your saved chat checkpoints with /chat list…',
+  'Save your current conversation with /chat save <tag>…',
+  'Resume a saved conversation with /chat resume <tag>…',
+  'Delete a conversation checkpoint with /chat delete <tag>…',
+  'Share your conversation to a file with /chat share <file>…',
+  'Clear the screen and history with /clear…',
+  'Save tokens by summarizing the context with /compress…',
+  'Copy the last response to your clipboard with /copy…',
+  'Open the full documentation in your browser with /docs…',
+  'Add directories to your workspace with /directory add <path>…',
+  'Show all directories in your workspace with /directory show…',
+  'Use /dir as a shortcut for /directory…',
+  'Set your preferred external editor with /editor…',
+  'List all active extensions with /extensions list…',
+  'Update all or specific extensions with /extensions update…',
+  'Get help on commands with /help…',
+  'Manage IDE integration with /ide…',
+  'Create a project-specific GEMINI.md file with /init…',
+  'List configured MCP servers and tools with /mcp list…',
+  'Authenticate with an OAuth-enabled MCP server with /mcp auth…',
+  'Restart MCP servers with /mcp refresh…',
+  'See the current instructional context with /memory show…',
+  'Add content to the instructional memory with /memory add…',
+  'Reload instructional context from GEMINI.md files with /memory refresh…',
+  'List the paths of the GEMINI.md files in use with /memory list…',
+  'Choose your Gemini model with /model…',
+  'Display the privacy notice with /privacy…',
+  'Restore project files to a previous state with /restore…',
+  'Exit the CLI with /quit or /exit…',
+  'Check model-specific usage stats with /stats model…',
+  'Check tool-specific usage stats with /stats tools…',
+  "Change the CLI's color theme with /theme…",
+  'List all available tools with /tools…',
+  'View and edit settings with the /settings editor…',
+  'Toggle Vim keybindings on and off with /vim…',
+  'Set up GitHub Actions with /setup-github…',
+  'Configure terminal keybindings for multiline input with /terminal-setup…',
+  'Find relevant documentation with /find-docs…',
+  'Execute any shell command with !<command>…',
   // Command tips end here
 ];
diff --git a/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts b/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts
index 87473b52bb..a8facd9e5a 100644
--- a/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts
+++ b/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts
@@ -6,132 +6,132 @@
 
 export const WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES = [
   "I'm Feeling Lucky",
-  'Shipping awesomeness... ',
-  'Painting the serifs back on...',
-  'Navigating the slime mold...',
-  'Consulting the digital spirits...',
-  'Reticulating splines...',
-  'Warming up the AI hamsters...',
-  'Asking the magic conch shell...',
-  'Generating witty retort...',
-  'Polishing the algorithms...',
-  "Don't rush perfection (or my code)...",
-  'Brewing fresh bytes...',
-  'Counting electrons...',
-  'Engaging cognitive processors...',
-  'Checking for syntax errors in the universe...',
-  'One moment, optimizing humor...',
-  'Shuffling punchlines...',
-  'Untangling neural nets...',
-  'Compiling brilliance...',
-  'Loading wit.exe...',
-  'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...',
-  'Preparing a witty response...',
-  "Just a sec, I'm debugging reality...",
-  'Confuzzling the options...',
-  'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...',
-  'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...',
-  'Compiling the 1s and 0s...',
-  'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...',
-  'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...',
-  'Rebooting the humor module...',
-  'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...',
+  'Shipping awesomeness… ',
+  'Painting the serifs back on…',
+  'Navigating the slime mold…',
+  'Consulting the digital spirits…',
+  'Reticulating splines…',
+  'Warming up the AI hamsters…',
+  'Asking the magic conch shell…',
+  'Generating witty retort…',
+  'Polishing the algorithms…',
+  "Don't rush perfection (or my code)…",
+  'Brewing fresh bytes…',
+  'Counting electrons…',
+  'Engaging cognitive processors…',
+  'Checking for syntax errors in the universe…',
+  'One moment, optimizing humor…',
+  'Shuffling punchlines…',
+  'Untangling neural nets…',
+  'Compiling brilliance…',
+  'Loading wit.exe…',
+  'Summoning the cloud of wisdom…',
+  'Preparing a witty response…',
+  "Just a sec, I'm debugging reality…",
+  'Confuzzling the options…',
+  'Tuning the cosmic frequencies…',
+  'Crafting a response worthy of your patience…',
+  'Compiling the 1s and 0s…',
+  'Resolving dependencies… and existential crises…',
+  'Defragmenting memories… both RAM and personal…',
+  'Rebooting the humor module…',
+  'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)…',
   'Optimizing for ludicrous speed',
-  "Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...",
-  'Garbage collecting... be right back...',
-  'Assembling the interwebs...',
-  'Converting coffee into code...',
-  'Updating the syntax for reality...',
-  'Rewiring the synapses...',
-  'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...',
-  "Greasin' the cogs of the machine...",
-  'Pre-heating the servers...',
-  'Calibrating the flux capacitor...',
-  'Engaging the improbability drive...',
-  'Channeling the Force...',
-  'Aligning the stars for optimal response...',
-  'So say we all...',
-  'Loading the next great idea...',
-  "Just a moment, I'm in the zone...",
-  'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance...',
-  "Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit...",
-  "Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece...",
-  "Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe...",
-  "Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels...",
-  "Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor...",
-  "Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms...",
-  'Warp speed engaged...',
-  'Mining for more Dilithium crystals...',
-  "Don't panic...",
-  'Following the white rabbit...',
-  'The truth is in here... somewhere...',
-  'Blowing on the cartridge...',
-  'Loading... Do a barrel roll!',
-  'Waiting for the respawn...',
-  'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...',
-  "The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading...",
-  'Fiddling with the character creation screen...',
-  "Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme...",
-  "Pressing 'A' to continue...",
-  'Herding digital cats...',
-  'Polishing the pixels...',
-  'Finding a suitable loading screen pun...',
-  'Distracting you with this witty phrase...',
-  'Almost there... probably...',
-  'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can...',
-  'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...',
-  'Petting the cat...',
-  'Rickrolling my boss...',
-  'Slapping the bass...',
-  'Tasting the snozberries...',
-  "I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed...",
-  'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...',
-  "I've got a good feeling about this...",
-  'Poking the bear...',
-  'Doing research on the latest memes...',
-  'Figuring out how to make this more witty...',
-  'Hmmm... let me think...',
-  'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh...',
-  'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes...',
-  "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs...",
-  'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs...',
-  'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache...',
-  "What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless...",
-  'Applying percussive maintenance...',
-  'Searching for the correct USB orientation...',
-  'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires...',
-  'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason...',
-  'Trying to exit Vim...',
-  'Spinning up the hamster wheel...',
-  "That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature...",
+  "Swapping bits… don't tell the bytes…",
+  'Garbage collecting… be right back…',
+  'Assembling the interwebs…',
+  'Converting coffee into code…',
+  'Updating the syntax for reality…',
+  'Rewiring the synapses…',
+  'Looking for a misplaced semicolon…',
+  "Greasin' the cogs of the machine…",
+  'Pre-heating the servers…',
+  'Calibrating the flux capacitor…',
+  'Engaging the improbability drive…',
+  'Channeling the Force…',
+  'Aligning the stars for optimal response…',
+  'So say we all…',
+  'Loading the next great idea…',
+  "Just a moment, I'm in the zone…",
+  'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance…',
+  "Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit…",
+  "Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece…",
+  "Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe…",
+  "Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels…",
+  "Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor…",
+  "Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms…",
+  'Warp speed engaged…',
+  'Mining for more Dilithium crystals…',
+  "Don't panic…",
+  'Following the white rabbit…',
+  'The truth is in here… somewhere…',
+  'Blowing on the cartridge…',
+  'Loading… Do a barrel roll!',
+  'Waiting for the respawn…',
+  'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs…',
+  "The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading…",
+  'Fiddling with the character creation screen…',
+  "Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme…",
+  "Pressing 'A' to continue…",
+  'Herding digital cats…',
+  'Polishing the pixels…',
+  'Finding a suitable loading screen pun…',
+  'Distracting you with this witty phrase…',
+  'Almost there… probably…',
+  'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can…',
+  'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head…',
+  'Petting the cat…',
+  'Rickrolling my boss…',
+  'Slapping the bass…',
+  'Tasting the snozberries…',
+  "I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed…",
+  'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?…',
+  "I've got a good feeling about this…",
+  'Poking the bear…',
+  'Doing research on the latest memes…',
+  'Figuring out how to make this more witty…',
+  'Hmmm… let me think…',
+  'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh…',
+  'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes…',
+  "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs…",
+  'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs…',
+  'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache…',
+  "What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless…",
+  'Applying percussive maintenance…',
+  'Searching for the correct USB orientation…',
+  'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires…',
+  'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason…',
+  'Trying to exit Vim…',
+  'Spinning up the hamster wheel…',
+  "That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature…",
   'Engage.',
-  "I'll be back... with an answer.",
-  'My other process is a TARDIS...',
-  'Communing with the machine spirit...',
-  'Letting the thoughts marinate...',
-  'Just remembered where I put my keys...',
-  'Pondering the orb...',
-  "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... like a user who reads loading messages.",
-  'Initiating thoughtful gaze...',
+  "I'll be back… with an answer.",
+  'My other process is a TARDIS…',
+  'Communing with the machine spirit…',
+  'Letting the thoughts marinate…',
+  'Just remembered where I put my keys…',
+  'Pondering the orb…',
+  "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe… like a user who reads loading messages.",
+  'Initiating thoughtful gaze…',
   "What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips.",
   "Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.",
-  'Charging the laser... pew pew!',
-  'Dividing by zero... just kidding!',
-  'Looking for an adult superviso... I mean, processing.',
+  'Charging the laser… pew pew!',
+  'Dividing by zero… just kidding!',
+  'Looking for an adult superviso… I mean, processing.',
   'Making it go beep boop.',
-  'Buffering... because even AIs need a moment.',
-  'Entangling quantum particles for a faster response...',
-  'Polishing the chrome... on the algorithms.',
+  'Buffering… because even AIs need a moment.',
+  'Entangling quantum particles for a faster response…',
+  'Polishing the chrome… on the algorithms.',
   'Are you not entertained? (Working on it!)',
-  'Summoning the code gremlins... to help, of course.',
-  'Just waiting for the dial-up tone to finish...',
+  'Summoning the code gremlins… to help, of course.',
+  'Just waiting for the dial-up tone to finish…',
   'Recalibrating the humor-o-meter.',
   'My other loading screen is even funnier.',
-  "Pretty sure there's a cat walking on the keyboard somewhere...",
-  'Enhancing... Enhancing... Still loading.',
-  "It's not a bug, it's a feature... of this loading screen.",
+  "Pretty sure there's a cat walking on the keyboard somewhere…",
+  'Enhancing… Enhancing… Still loading.',
+  "It's not a bug, it's a feature… of this loading screen.",
   'Have you tried turning it off and on again? (The loading screen, not me.)',
-  'Constructing additional pylons...',
+  'Constructing additional pylons…',
   'New line? That’s Ctrl+J.',
-  'Releasing the HypnoDrones...',
+  'Releasing the HypnoDrones…',
 ];