From 54c6da64e7a9ab8cd893a055eb28801d0877a2d2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Keith Guerin Date: Sat, 28 Feb 2026 23:07:55 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] feat(cli): remove hardcoded trailing ellipses from tips and wit Removing trailing ellipses from the constants prevents confusion with actual UI truncation and creates a cleaner, more professional look. --- packages/cli/src/ui/constants/tips.ts | 302 +++++++++--------- packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts | 214 ++++++------- 2 files changed, 258 insertions(+), 258 deletions(-) diff --git a/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/tips.ts b/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/tips.ts index f061175adb..7ad208bedf 100644 --- a/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/tips.ts +++ b/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/tips.ts @@ -6,160 +6,160 @@ export const INFORMATIVE_TIPS = [ //Settings tips start here - 'Set your preferred editor for opening files (/settings)…', - 'Toggle Vim mode for a modal editing experience (/settings)…', - 'Disable automatic updates if you prefer manual control (/settings)…', - 'Turn off nagging update notifications (settings.json)…', - 'Enable checkpointing to recover your session after a crash (settings.json)…', - 'Change CLI output format to JSON for scripting (/settings)…', - 'Personalize your CLI with a new color theme (/settings)…', - 'Create and use your own custom themes (settings.json)…', - 'Hide window title for a more minimal UI (/settings)…', - "Don't like these tips? You can hide them (/settings)…", - 'Hide the startup banner for a cleaner launch (/settings)…', - 'Hide the context summary above the input (/settings)…', - 'Reclaim vertical space by hiding the footer (/settings)…', - 'Hide individual footer elements like CWD or sandbox status (/settings)…', - 'Hide the context window percentage in the footer (/settings)…', - 'Show memory usage for performance monitoring (/settings)…', - 'Show line numbers in the chat for easier reference (/settings)…', - 'Show citations to see where the model gets information (/settings)…', - 'Customize loading phrases: tips, witty, all, or off (/settings)…', - 'Add custom witty phrases to the loading screen (settings.json)…', - 'Use alternate screen buffer to preserve shell history (/settings)…', - 'Choose a specific Gemini model for conversations (/settings)…', - 'Limit the number of turns in your session history (/settings)…', - 'Automatically summarize large tool outputs to save tokens (settings.json)…', - 'Control when chat history gets compressed based on token usage (settings.json)…', - 'Define custom context file names, like CONTEXT.md (settings.json)…', - 'Set max directories to scan for context files (/settings)…', - 'Expand your workspace with additional directories (/directory)…', - 'Control how /memory refresh loads context files (/settings)…', - 'Toggle respect for .gitignore files in context (/settings)…', - 'Toggle respect for .geminiignore files in context (/settings)…', - 'Enable recursive file search for @-file completions (/settings)…', - 'Disable fuzzy search when searching for files (/settings)…', - 'Run tools in a secure sandbox environment (settings.json)…', - 'Use an interactive terminal for shell commands (/settings)…', - 'Show color in shell command output (/settings)…', - 'Automatically accept safe read-only tool calls (/settings)…', - 'Restrict available built-in tools (settings.json)…', - 'Exclude specific tools from being used (settings.json)…', - 'Bypass confirmation for trusted tools (settings.json)…', - 'Use a custom command for tool discovery (settings.json)…', - 'Define a custom command for calling discovered tools (settings.json)…', - 'Define and manage connections to MCP servers (settings.json)…', - 'Enable folder trust to enhance security (/settings)…', - 'Disable YOLO mode to enforce confirmations (settings.json)…', - 'Block Git extensions for enhanced security (settings.json)…', - 'Change your authentication method (/settings)…', - 'Enforce auth type for enterprise use (settings.json)…', - 'Let Node.js auto-configure memory (settings.json)…', - 'Retry on fetch failed errors automatically (settings.json)…', - 'Customize the DNS resolution order (settings.json)…', - 'Exclude env vars from the context (settings.json)…', - 'Configure a custom command for filing bug reports (settings.json)…', - 'Enable or disable telemetry collection (/settings)…', - 'Send telemetry data to a local file or GCP (settings.json)…', - 'Configure the OTLP endpoint for telemetry (settings.json)…', - 'Choose whether to log prompt content (settings.json)…', - 'Enable AI-powered prompt completion while typing (/settings)…', - 'Enable debug logging of keystrokes to the console (/settings)…', - 'Enable automatic session cleanup of old conversations (/settings)…', - 'Show Gemini CLI status in the terminal window title (/settings)…', - 'Use the entire width of the terminal for output (/settings)…', - 'Enable screen reader mode for better accessibility (/settings)…', - 'Skip the next speaker check for faster responses (/settings)…', - 'Use ripgrep for faster file content search (/settings)…', - 'Enable truncation of large tool outputs to save tokens (/settings)…', - 'Set the character threshold for truncating tool outputs (/settings)…', - 'Set the number of lines to keep when truncating outputs (/settings)…', - 'Enable policy-based tool confirmation via message bus (/settings)…', - 'Enable write_todos_list tool to generate task lists (/settings)…', - 'Enable experimental subagents for task delegation (/settings)…', - 'Enable extension management features (settings.json)…', - 'Enable extension reloading within the CLI session (settings.json)…', + 'Set your preferred editor for opening files (/settings)', + 'Toggle Vim mode for a modal editing experience (/settings)', + 'Disable automatic updates if you prefer manual control (/settings)', + 'Turn off nagging update notifications (settings.json)', + 'Enable checkpointing to recover your session after a crash (settings.json)', + 'Change CLI output format to JSON for scripting (/settings)', + 'Personalize your CLI with a new color theme (/settings)', + 'Create and use your own custom themes (settings.json)', + 'Hide window title for a more minimal UI (/settings)', + "Don't like these tips? You can hide them (/settings)", + 'Hide the startup banner for a cleaner launch (/settings)', + 'Hide the context summary above the input (/settings)', + 'Reclaim vertical space by hiding the footer (/settings)', + 'Hide individual footer elements like CWD or sandbox status (/settings)', + 'Hide the context window percentage in the footer (/settings)', + 'Show memory usage for performance monitoring (/settings)', + 'Show line numbers in the chat for easier reference (/settings)', + 'Show citations to see where the model gets information (/settings)', + 'Customize loading phrases: tips, witty, all, or off (/settings)', + 'Add custom witty phrases to the loading screen (settings.json)', + 'Use alternate screen buffer to preserve shell history (/settings)', + 'Choose a specific Gemini model for conversations (/settings)', + 'Limit the number of turns in your session history (/settings)', + 'Automatically summarize large tool outputs to save tokens (settings.json)', + 'Control when chat history gets compressed based on token usage (settings.json)', + 'Define custom context file names, like CONTEXT.md (settings.json)', + 'Set max directories to scan for context files (/settings)', + 'Expand your workspace with additional directories (/directory)', + 'Control how /memory refresh loads context files (/settings)', + 'Toggle respect for .gitignore files in context (/settings)', + 'Toggle respect for .geminiignore files in context (/settings)', + 'Enable recursive file search for @-file completions (/settings)', + 'Disable fuzzy search when searching for files (/settings)', + 'Run tools in a secure sandbox environment (settings.json)', + 'Use an interactive terminal for shell commands (/settings)', + 'Show color in shell command output (/settings)', + 'Automatically accept safe read-only tool calls (/settings)', + 'Restrict available built-in tools (settings.json)', + 'Exclude specific tools from being used (settings.json)', + 'Bypass confirmation for trusted tools (settings.json)', + 'Use a custom command for tool discovery (settings.json)', + 'Define a custom command for calling discovered tools (settings.json)', + 'Define and manage connections to MCP servers (settings.json)', + 'Enable folder trust to enhance security (/settings)', + 'Disable YOLO mode to enforce confirmations (settings.json)', + 'Block Git extensions for enhanced security (settings.json)', + 'Change your authentication method (/settings)', + 'Enforce auth type for enterprise use (settings.json)', + 'Let Node.js auto-configure memory (settings.json)', + 'Retry on fetch failed errors automatically (settings.json)', + 'Customize the DNS resolution order (settings.json)', + 'Exclude env vars from the context (settings.json)', + 'Configure a custom command for filing bug reports (settings.json)', + 'Enable or disable telemetry collection (/settings)', + 'Send telemetry data to a local file or GCP (settings.json)', + 'Configure the OTLP endpoint for telemetry (settings.json)', + 'Choose whether to log prompt content (settings.json)', + 'Enable AI-powered prompt completion while typing (/settings)', + 'Enable debug logging of keystrokes to the console (/settings)', + 'Enable automatic session cleanup of old conversations (/settings)', + 'Show Gemini CLI status in the terminal window title (/settings)', + 'Use the entire width of the terminal for output (/settings)', + 'Enable screen reader mode for better accessibility (/settings)', + 'Skip the next speaker check for faster responses (/settings)', + 'Use ripgrep for faster file content search (/settings)', + 'Enable truncation of large tool outputs to save tokens (/settings)', + 'Set the character threshold for truncating tool outputs (/settings)', + 'Set the number of lines to keep when truncating outputs (/settings)', + 'Enable policy-based tool confirmation via message bus (/settings)', + 'Enable write_todos_list tool to generate task lists (/settings)', + 'Enable experimental subagents for task delegation (/settings)', + 'Enable extension management features (settings.json)', + 'Enable extension reloading within the CLI session (settings.json)', //Settings tips end here // Keyboard shortcut tips start here - 'Close dialogs and suggestions with Esc…', - 'Cancel a request with Ctrl+C, or press twice to exit…', - 'Exit the app with Ctrl+D on an empty line…', - 'Clear your screen at any time with Ctrl+L…', - 'Toggle the debug console display with F12…', - 'Toggle the todo list display with Ctrl+T…', - 'See full, untruncated responses with Ctrl+O…', - 'Toggle auto-approval (YOLO mode) for all tools with Ctrl+Y…', - 'Cycle through approval modes (Default, Auto-Edit, Plan) with Shift+Tab…', - 'Toggle Markdown rendering (raw markdown mode) with Alt+M…', - 'Toggle shell mode by typing ! in an empty prompt…', - 'Insert a newline with a backslash (\\) followed by Enter…', - 'Navigate your prompt history with the Up and Down arrows…', - 'You can also use Ctrl+P (up) and Ctrl+N (down) for history…', - 'Search through command history with Ctrl+R…', - 'Accept an autocomplete suggestion with Tab or Enter…', - 'Move to the start of the line with Ctrl+A or Home…', - 'Move to the end of the line with Ctrl+E or End…', - 'Move one character left or right with Ctrl+B/F or the arrow keys…', - 'Move one word left or right with Ctrl+Left/Right Arrow…', - 'Delete the character to the left with Ctrl+H or Backspace…', - 'Delete the character to the right with Ctrl+D or Delete…', - 'Delete the word to the left of the cursor with Ctrl+W…', - 'Delete the word to the right of the cursor with Ctrl+Delete…', - 'Delete from the cursor to the start of the line with Ctrl+U…', - 'Delete from the cursor to the end of the line with Ctrl+K…', - 'Clear the entire input prompt with a double-press of Esc…', - 'Paste from your clipboard with Ctrl+V…', - 'Undo text edits in the input with Alt+Z or Cmd+Z…', - 'Redo undone text edits with Shift+Alt+Z or Shift+Cmd+Z…', - 'Open the current prompt in an external editor with Ctrl+X…', - 'In menus, move up/down with k/j or the arrow keys…', - 'In menus, select an item by typing its number…', - "If you're using an IDE, see the context with Ctrl+G…", - 'Toggle background shells with Ctrl+B or /shells...', - 'Toggle the background shell process list with Ctrl+L...', + 'Close dialogs and suggestions with Esc', + 'Cancel a request with Ctrl+C, or press twice to exit', + 'Exit the app with Ctrl+D on an empty line', + 'Clear your screen at any time with Ctrl+L', + 'Toggle the debug console display with F12', + 'Toggle the todo list display with Ctrl+T', + 'See full, untruncated responses with Ctrl+O', + 'Toggle auto-approval (YOLO mode) for all tools with Ctrl+Y', + 'Cycle through approval modes (Default, Auto-Edit, Plan) with Shift+Tab', + 'Toggle Markdown rendering (raw markdown mode) with Alt+M', + 'Toggle shell mode by typing ! in an empty prompt', + 'Insert a newline with a backslash (\\) followed by Enter', + 'Navigate your prompt history with the Up and Down arrows', + 'You can also use Ctrl+P (up) and Ctrl+N (down) for history', + 'Search through command history with Ctrl+R', + 'Accept an autocomplete suggestion with Tab or Enter', + 'Move to the start of the line with Ctrl+A or Home', + 'Move to the end of the line with Ctrl+E or End', + 'Move one character left or right with Ctrl+B/F or the arrow keys', + 'Move one word left or right with Ctrl+Left/Right Arrow', + 'Delete the character to the left with Ctrl+H or Backspace', + 'Delete the character to the right with Ctrl+D or Delete', + 'Delete the word to the left of the cursor with Ctrl+W', + 'Delete the word to the right of the cursor with Ctrl+Delete', + 'Delete from the cursor to the start of the line with Ctrl+U', + 'Delete from the cursor to the end of the line with Ctrl+K', + 'Clear the entire input prompt with a double-press of Esc', + 'Paste from your clipboard with Ctrl+V', + 'Undo text edits in the input with Alt+Z or Cmd+Z', + 'Redo undone text edits with Shift+Alt+Z or Shift+Cmd+Z', + 'Open the current prompt in an external editor with Ctrl+X', + 'In menus, move up/down with k/j or the arrow keys', + 'In menus, select an item by typing its number', + "If you're using an IDE, see the context with Ctrl+G", + 'Toggle background shells with Ctrl+B or /shells', + 'Toggle the background shell process list with Ctrl+L', // Keyboard shortcut tips end here // Command tips start here - 'Show version info with /about…', - 'Change your authentication method with /auth…', - 'File a bug report directly with /bug…', - 'List your saved chat checkpoints with /chat list…', - 'Save your current conversation with /chat save …', - 'Resume a saved conversation with /chat resume …', - 'Delete a conversation checkpoint with /chat delete …', - 'Share your conversation to a file with /chat share …', - 'Clear the screen and history with /clear…', - 'Save tokens by summarizing the context with /compress…', - 'Copy the last response to your clipboard with /copy…', - 'Open the full documentation in your browser with /docs…', - 'Add directories to your workspace with /directory add …', - 'Show all directories in your workspace with /directory show…', - 'Use /dir as a shortcut for /directory…', - 'Set your preferred external editor with /editor…', - 'List all active extensions with /extensions list…', - 'Update all or specific extensions with /extensions update…', - 'Get help on commands with /help…', - 'Manage IDE integration with /ide…', - 'Create a project-specific GEMINI.md file with /init…', - 'List configured MCP servers and tools with /mcp list…', - 'Authenticate with an OAuth-enabled MCP server with /mcp auth…', - 'Restart MCP servers with /mcp refresh…', - 'See the current instructional context with /memory show…', - 'Add content to the instructional memory with /memory add…', - 'Reload instructional context from GEMINI.md files with /memory refresh…', - 'List the paths of the GEMINI.md files in use with /memory list…', - 'Choose your Gemini model with /model…', - 'Display the privacy notice with /privacy…', - 'Restore project files to a previous state with /restore…', - 'Exit the CLI with /quit or /exit…', - 'Check model-specific usage stats with /stats model…', - 'Check tool-specific usage stats with /stats tools…', - "Change the CLI's color theme with /theme…", - 'List all available tools with /tools…', - 'View and edit settings with the /settings editor…', - 'Toggle Vim keybindings on and off with /vim…', - 'Set up GitHub Actions with /setup-github…', - 'Configure terminal keybindings for multiline input with /terminal-setup…', - 'Find relevant documentation with /find-docs…', - 'Execute any shell command with !…', + 'Show version info with /about', + 'Change your authentication method with /auth', + 'File a bug report directly with /bug', + 'List your saved chat checkpoints with /chat list', + 'Save your current conversation with /chat save ', + 'Resume a saved conversation with /chat resume ', + 'Delete a conversation checkpoint with /chat delete ', + 'Share your conversation to a file with /chat share ', + 'Clear the screen and history with /clear', + 'Save tokens by summarizing the context with /compress', + 'Copy the last response to your clipboard with /copy', + 'Open the full documentation in your browser with /docs', + 'Add directories to your workspace with /directory add ', + 'Show all directories in your workspace with /directory show', + 'Use /dir as a shortcut for /directory', + 'Set your preferred external editor with /editor', + 'List all active extensions with /extensions list', + 'Update all or specific extensions with /extensions update', + 'Get help on commands with /help', + 'Manage IDE integration with /ide', + 'Create a project-specific GEMINI.md file with /init', + 'List configured MCP servers and tools with /mcp list', + 'Authenticate with an OAuth-enabled MCP server with /mcp auth', + 'Restart MCP servers with /mcp refresh', + 'See the current instructional context with /memory show', + 'Add content to the instructional memory with /memory add', + 'Reload instructional context from GEMINI.md files with /memory refresh', + 'List the paths of the GEMINI.md files in use with /memory list', + 'Choose your Gemini model with /model', + 'Display the privacy notice with /privacy', + 'Restore project files to a previous state with /restore', + 'Exit the CLI with /quit or /exit', + 'Check model-specific usage stats with /stats model', + 'Check tool-specific usage stats with /stats tools', + "Change the CLI's color theme with /theme", + 'List all available tools with /tools', + 'View and edit settings with the /settings editor', + 'Toggle Vim keybindings on and off with /vim', + 'Set up GitHub Actions with /setup-github', + 'Configure terminal keybindings for multiline input with /terminal-setup', + 'Find relevant documentation with /find-docs', + 'Execute any shell command with !', // Command tips end here ]; diff --git a/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts b/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts index a8facd9e5a..e37a74593f 100644 --- a/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts +++ b/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts @@ -6,113 +6,113 @@ export const WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES = [ "I'm Feeling Lucky", - 'Shipping awesomeness… ', - 'Painting the serifs back on…', - 'Navigating the slime mold…', - 'Consulting the digital spirits…', - 'Reticulating splines…', - 'Warming up the AI hamsters…', - 'Asking the magic conch shell…', - 'Generating witty retort…', - 'Polishing the algorithms…', - "Don't rush perfection (or my code)…", - 'Brewing fresh bytes…', - 'Counting electrons…', - 'Engaging cognitive processors…', - 'Checking for syntax errors in the universe…', - 'One moment, optimizing humor…', - 'Shuffling punchlines…', - 'Untangling neural nets…', - 'Compiling brilliance…', - 'Loading wit.exe…', - 'Summoning the cloud of wisdom…', - 'Preparing a witty response…', - "Just a sec, I'm debugging reality…", - 'Confuzzling the options…', - 'Tuning the cosmic frequencies…', - 'Crafting a response worthy of your patience…', - 'Compiling the 1s and 0s…', - 'Resolving dependencies… and existential crises…', - 'Defragmenting memories… both RAM and personal…', - 'Rebooting the humor module…', - 'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)…', + 'Shipping awesomeness', + 'Painting the serifs back on', + 'Navigating the slime mold', + 'Consulting the digital spirits', + 'Reticulating splines', + 'Warming up the AI hamsters', + 'Asking the magic conch shell', + 'Generating witty retort', + 'Polishing the algorithms', + "Don't rush perfection (or my code)", + 'Brewing fresh bytes', + 'Counting electrons', + 'Engaging cognitive processors', + 'Checking for syntax errors in the universe', + 'One moment, optimizing humor', + 'Shuffling punchlines', + 'Untangling neural nets', + 'Compiling brilliance', + 'Loading wit.exe', + 'Summoning the cloud of wisdom', + 'Preparing a witty response', + "Just a sec, I'm debugging reality", + 'Confuzzling the options', + 'Tuning the cosmic frequencies', + 'Crafting a response worthy of your patience', + 'Compiling the 1s and 0s', + 'Resolving dependencies… and existential crises', + 'Defragmenting memories… both RAM and personal', + 'Rebooting the humor module', + 'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)', 'Optimizing for ludicrous speed', - "Swapping bits… don't tell the bytes…", - 'Garbage collecting… be right back…', - 'Assembling the interwebs…', - 'Converting coffee into code…', - 'Updating the syntax for reality…', - 'Rewiring the synapses…', - 'Looking for a misplaced semicolon…', - "Greasin' the cogs of the machine…", - 'Pre-heating the servers…', - 'Calibrating the flux capacitor…', - 'Engaging the improbability drive…', - 'Channeling the Force…', - 'Aligning the stars for optimal response…', - 'So say we all…', - 'Loading the next great idea…', - "Just a moment, I'm in the zone…", - 'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance…', - "Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit…", - "Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece…", - "Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe…", - "Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels…", - "Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor…", - "Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms…", - 'Warp speed engaged…', - 'Mining for more Dilithium crystals…', - "Don't panic…", - 'Following the white rabbit…', - 'The truth is in here… somewhere…', - 'Blowing on the cartridge…', + "Swapping bits… don't tell the bytes", + 'Garbage collecting… be right back', + 'Assembling the interwebs', + 'Converting coffee into code', + 'Updating the syntax for reality', + 'Rewiring the synapses', + 'Looking for a misplaced semicolon', + "Greasin' the cogs of the machine", + 'Pre-heating the servers', + 'Calibrating the flux capacitor', + 'Engaging the improbability drive', + 'Channeling the Force', + 'Aligning the stars for optimal response', + 'So say we all', + 'Loading the next great idea', + "Just a moment, I'm in the zone", + 'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance', + "Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit", + "Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece", + "Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe", + "Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels", + "Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor", + "Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms", + 'Warp speed engaged', + 'Mining for more Dilithium crystals', + "Don't panic", + 'Following the white rabbit', + 'The truth is in here… somewhere', + 'Blowing on the cartridge', 'Loading… Do a barrel roll!', - 'Waiting for the respawn…', - 'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs…', - "The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading…", - 'Fiddling with the character creation screen…', - "Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme…", - "Pressing 'A' to continue…", - 'Herding digital cats…', - 'Polishing the pixels…', - 'Finding a suitable loading screen pun…', - 'Distracting you with this witty phrase…', - 'Almost there… probably…', - 'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can…', - 'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head…', - 'Petting the cat…', - 'Rickrolling my boss…', - 'Slapping the bass…', - 'Tasting the snozberries…', - "I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed…", - 'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?…', - "I've got a good feeling about this…", - 'Poking the bear…', - 'Doing research on the latest memes…', - 'Figuring out how to make this more witty…', - 'Hmmm… let me think…', - 'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh…', - 'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes…', - "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs…", - 'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs…', - 'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache…', - "What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless…", - 'Applying percussive maintenance…', - 'Searching for the correct USB orientation…', - 'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires…', - 'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason…', - 'Trying to exit Vim…', - 'Spinning up the hamster wheel…', - "That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature…", + 'Waiting for the respawn', + 'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs', + "The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading", + 'Fiddling with the character creation screen', + "Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme", + "Pressing 'A' to continue", + 'Herding digital cats', + 'Polishing the pixels', + 'Finding a suitable loading screen pun', + 'Distracting you with this witty phrase', + 'Almost there… probably', + 'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can', + 'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head', + 'Petting the cat', + 'Rickrolling my boss', + 'Slapping the bass', + 'Tasting the snozberries', + "I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed", + 'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?', + "I've got a good feeling about this", + 'Poking the bear', + 'Doing research on the latest memes', + 'Figuring out how to make this more witty', + 'Hmmm… let me think', + 'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh', + 'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes', + "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs", + 'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs', + 'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache', + "What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless", + 'Applying percussive maintenance', + 'Searching for the correct USB orientation', + 'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires', + 'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason', + 'Trying to exit Vim', + 'Spinning up the hamster wheel', + "That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature", 'Engage.', "I'll be back… with an answer.", - 'My other process is a TARDIS…', - 'Communing with the machine spirit…', - 'Letting the thoughts marinate…', - 'Just remembered where I put my keys…', - 'Pondering the orb…', + 'My other process is a TARDIS', + 'Communing with the machine spirit', + 'Letting the thoughts marinate', + 'Just remembered where I put my keys', + 'Pondering the orb', "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe… like a user who reads loading messages.", - 'Initiating thoughtful gaze…', + 'Initiating thoughtful gaze', "What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips.", "Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.", 'Charging the laser… pew pew!', @@ -120,18 +120,18 @@ export const WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES = [ 'Looking for an adult superviso… I mean, processing.', 'Making it go beep boop.', 'Buffering… because even AIs need a moment.', - 'Entangling quantum particles for a faster response…', + 'Entangling quantum particles for a faster response', 'Polishing the chrome… on the algorithms.', 'Are you not entertained? (Working on it!)', 'Summoning the code gremlins… to help, of course.', - 'Just waiting for the dial-up tone to finish…', + 'Just waiting for the dial-up tone to finish', 'Recalibrating the humor-o-meter.', 'My other loading screen is even funnier.', - "Pretty sure there's a cat walking on the keyboard somewhere…", + "Pretty sure there's a cat walking on the keyboard somewhere", 'Enhancing… Enhancing… Still loading.', "It's not a bug, it's a feature… of this loading screen.", 'Have you tried turning it off and on again? (The loading screen, not me.)', - 'Constructing additional pylons…', + 'Constructing additional pylons', 'New line? That’s Ctrl+J.', - 'Releasing the HypnoDrones…', + 'Releasing the HypnoDrones', ];