From fb22f5b8ee01825eeee636072f7083235720878b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: segyges <65882655+segyges@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Mon, 29 Dec 2025 23:18:44 -0800
Subject: [PATCH] Update wittyPhrases.ts (#15697)

Co-authored-by: Tommaso Sciortino <sciortino@gmail.com>
---
 packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts | 52 +++++++++++++++++--
 1 file changed, 47 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-)

diff --git a/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts b/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts
index 87473b52bb..b40173e7dc 100644
--- a/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts
+++ b/packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts
@@ -31,19 +31,16 @@ export const WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES = [
   'Confuzzling the options...',
   'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...',
   'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...',
-  'Compiling the 1s and 0s...',
-  'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...',
+  'Resolving existential crises...',
   'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...',
   'Rebooting the humor module...',
   'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...',
   'Optimizing for ludicrous speed',
   "Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...",
-  'Garbage collecting... be right back...',
   'Assembling the interwebs...',
   'Converting coffee into code...',
   'Updating the syntax for reality...',
   'Rewiring the synapses...',
-  'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...',
   "Greasin' the cogs of the machine...",
   'Pre-heating the servers...',
   'Calibrating the flux capacitor...',
@@ -100,7 +97,6 @@ export const WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES = [
   'Applying percussive maintenance...',
   'Searching for the correct USB orientation...',
   'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires...',
-  'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason...',
   'Trying to exit Vim...',
   'Spinning up the hamster wheel...',
   "That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature...",
@@ -134,4 +130,50 @@ export const WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES = [
   'Constructing additional pylons...',
   'New line? That’s Ctrl+J.',
   'Releasing the HypnoDrones...',
+  'Reversing the polarity of the neutron flow...',
+  'Consulting the Rubber Duck...',
+  'Locating the Any key...',
+  'Waiting for the unexpected...',
+  'Feeding the unicorns...',
+  'Searching for the plot...',
+  'It works on my machine...',
+  'sudo make me a sandwich...',
+  '99 bugs in the code, fix one... 127 bugs in the code...',
+  'Reading the documentation... just kidding',
+  'Blaming the intern...',
+  'This is fine.',
+  'Hoping nobody asks how this works...',
+  "I'm in danger.",
+  'First time?',
+  'Task failed successfully.',
+  "We'll fix it in post...",
+  'Bold strategy, Cotton.',
+  'What could possibly go wrong?',
+  'I am not a robot... probably.',
+  'Mistakes were made.',
+  "Wait, it's all code?",
+  'Improvise. Adapt. Overcomplicate.',
+  'So anyway, I started thinking.',
+  'Taking this very personally...',
+  'I am inevitable. Eventually.',
+  'You merely adopted the dark mode. I was born in it.',
+  'Here we go again. For the first time.',
+  'Sorry, I was on mute.',
+  'May contain traces of intelligence.',
+  'Certified pre-owned thought.',
+  'Having a normal one.',
+  '9 out of 10 dentists agree.',
+  'Act natural.',
+  'Nothing to see here.',
+  'Doing my best over here.',
+  'No regrets. Some regrets.',
+  'We should be fine. Emphasis on should.',
+  'A for effort.',
+  'Practicing my typing sounds... click clack...',
+  "Checking if we're in a simulation... yep, still here...",
+  'Convincing the electrons to flow in the right direction...',
+  'Convincing the bits they want to be in the right order...',
+  'Asking the void politely for answers...',
+  'Nodding thoughtfully at the screen...',
+  "Just according to keikaku. (Translator's note: Keikaku means plan)",
 ];